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Farewell, zeitgeist

It's with a heavy heart that we have closed the Zeitgeist section of our website.

It all began in late 2004 when our Musical Director found a way of listing those odd Google searches that ended up at www.hago.org.uk purely because one of our webpages had all the search words somewhere in the text. The visits were all the more curious because the Google search result was obviously about guitars (yes, we checked them all!) But it didn't deter people from clicking through and being invariably very disappointed indeed.

We thought it would be a great wheeze to list the oddest search terms, and so we set up the Zeitgeist pages - growing each month with the most amusing search terms that found our site.

So far, so good

Unfortunately ... Google started to match our brand new Zeitgeist pages to search terms made out of arbitrary combinations of the bizarre search terms from the previous month!

It was only a matter of time before the Zeitgeist pages were attracting as many confused searchers as the rest of our site was attracting guitar-related queries.

Time to stop!

Besides, now that we have reorganised our website, it's no longer possible for you to verify that those search terms really did come to our site. And we don't want you to doubt our artistic integrity.

Before we go...

...we want to leave you to enjoy our hand-picked selection of the most bizarre search terms to find our website.

Be as bemused as we are to discover what people like you are searching for...

  • Chicken eye look
  • Chicken with money
  • Clarinet sweat
  • Completely free fun
  • Dancing goggles
  • Guitar string meaning
  • Hedgehogs webcam
  • How concerts work
  • Looking for chicky, ah!
  • Nudists on an elevator
  • Pics of ugly family portraits
  • Proper name for constipation
  • Tap-dancing horses
  • UK pronunciation goggles
  • What about dancing on the millennium bridge?
  • What do I play?
  • What is fork handles?
  • Windproof definition
  • xxx guitar